So, I'm in line at the super market. Putting my stuff on the conveyer and they guy ahead of me in line let this fart RIP through the line of food toting shoppers. The cashier was so decussated she walked away from the funk. I looked at the people behind me... we were all speechless. Then the guy turns around and says to me, "African barking spiders are migrating early this year." I looked at him and said... "You smell like they're eating you alive".